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Duterte to make fertilizer out of executed drug pushers’ bodies

duterte-mad-change-20151201-1 Manila, Philippines – Tough-talking President Rodrigo Duterte commented in an interview yesterday regarding plans on what to do with the bodies of drug lords and drug pushers who have been executed for their crimes: he will sell them to fertilizer companies, grind the bodies to...

Aquino Orders the Release of Janet Napoles from Prison

napoles-de lima In a shocking development, the Philippine Department of Justice (DOJ), under orders from Malacanang, today released Janet Lim-Napoles, the suspected mastermind of the controversial pork barrel scam from prison. The DOJ cited the government’s inability to pay for the cost of her incarceration, and lack...

Napoles endorses Binay, says he is a role model

napoles-binay Manila, Philippines – In a surprising move, ‘Pork Barrel Queen’ Janet Lim-Napoles released a statement today endorsing presidential candidate Jejomar Binay, describing him as a ‘role model’ and deserving to be the next president of the Philippines. The statement and endorsement was released through Napoles’...

Vice Ganda, Pacquiao Patch Things Up

vice-ganda-vs-manny Just as everyone in the Philippine showbiz thought that nothing would make it right between ABS-CBN comedian Vice Ganda and boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao, Vice Ganda reaches out to Pacquiao by telephone on Thursday to try to patch things up between the two. In this...

Enrile Checks Into Addiction Rehabilitation Center

enrile bejeweled Reports have been coming in this morning that Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile has voluntarily checked himself into a computer game addiction rehab center in Taguig City. The exact location however, is not immediately known. Enrile is widely known to have been addicted to the popular...

Military Develops Water Sewage Cannons to Fire Back at Chinese Vessels

coast guard cutter Millions of pounds of garbage and sewer water all piled up in Metro Manila’s filthy waterways maybe now be put to good use, thanks to an ingenious invention by a young Lieutenant from Pasig. Lt. Genio Imbentor, a graduate of the Philippine Military Academy’s Masiglahi...

Olympian Michael Martinez Does A Historic Quadruple Axel, But No One Was Looking

michael martinez A quad, or quadruple, is a figure skating jump with four or more, but fewer than five, revolutions. The Axel jump, named after its originator Axel Paulsen, is an edge jump launched on the forward outside edge and landed on the back outside edge of...

Man, Allegedly Raped by Vhong Navarro, Comes Forward

VhongNavarro-02062014 Only several days after beauty contestant Roxanne Acosta Cabanero filed rape charges against ABS-CBN actor-comedian Vhong Navarro, a new rape allegation has surfaced, this time from a man. The man, identified as Dennis Cornelo Nahalay came to DZBB last night and asked to go on...

TV-Host Willie Revillame Returns to ABS-CBN

willie-revillame3 ABS-CBN today announced that controversial TV host Willie Revillame is coming back to ABS-CBN to host a noontime show that will either take over “It’s Showtime”‘s time slot or the slot immediately after the popular show on Channel 2. ABS-CBN said that their management and...

BIR: Ruby Tuason’s Kickbacks from Napoles are Taxable

kim henares Philippine Bureau of Internal Revenue commissioner Kim Henares during a radio interview with radio station DZMM this morning said that the kickbacks state witness Ruby Tuason received when she was the courier for alleged pork barrel mastermind Janet Lim-Napoles are all taxable under Philippine taxation...