‘Government’ News

Duterte to make fertilizer out of executed drug pushers’ bodies

duterte-mad-change-20151201-1 Manila, Philippines – Tough-talking President Rodrigo Duterte commented in an interview yesterday regarding plans on what to do with the bodies of drug lords and drug pushers who have been executed for their crimes: he will sell them to fertilizer companies, grind the bodies to...

Aquino Orders the Release of Janet Napoles from Prison

napoles-de lima In a shocking development, the Philippine Department of Justice (DOJ), under orders from Malacanang, today released Janet Lim-Napoles, the suspected mastermind of the controversial pork barrel scam from prison. The DOJ cited the government’s inability to pay for the cost of her incarceration, and lack...

Napoles endorses Binay, says he is a role model

napoles-binay Manila, Philippines – In a surprising move, ‘Pork Barrel Queen’ Janet Lim-Napoles released a statement today endorsing presidential candidate Jejomar Binay, describing him as a ‘role model’ and deserving to be the next president of the Philippines. The statement and endorsement was released through Napoles’...

Enrile Checks Into Addiction Rehabilitation Center

enrile bejeweled Reports have been coming in this morning that Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile has voluntarily checked himself into a computer game addiction rehab center in Taguig City. The exact location however, is not immediately known. Enrile is widely known to have been addicted to the popular...

Military Develops Water Sewage Cannons to Fire Back at Chinese Vessels

coast guard cutter Millions of pounds of garbage and sewer water all piled up in Metro Manila’s filthy waterways maybe now be put to good use, thanks to an ingenious invention by a young Lieutenant from Pasig. Lt. Genio Imbentor, a graduate of the Philippine Military Academy’s Masiglahi...

Philippine Senator Says His Own Research on Medical Marijuana Better than U.S. Universities

tito sotto Philippine Senator Vicente ‘Tito’ Sotto said in an interview this week that his research on medical marijuana is far better than the ones conducted by US universities over the years. The Senator was quoted saying in an interview with U.S. media that he commissioned a...

BIR: Ruby Tuason’s Kickbacks from Napoles are Taxable

kim henares Philippine Bureau of Internal Revenue commissioner Kim Henares during a radio interview with radio station DZMM this morning said that the kickbacks state witness Ruby Tuason received when she was the courier for alleged pork barrel mastermind Janet Lim-Napoles are all taxable under Philippine taxation...

Philippine General says Invasion of Hong Kong can be Successful

rubber boats A high-ranking general of the Armed Forces of the Philippines today said that an invasion of Hong Kong, if so ordered by the President, can be successful given the current equipment the Philippines has. The military official spoke to Eritas Times today, under condition of...